Someone has taken over my body...

OK friends.  Sit down and take a deep breath.  I'm about to tell you something that will throw you for a loop.  Are you ready?  I asked Em's gym teacher out.  Sort of.  I mean, I guess I did.  I looked him up on FB...and emailed him. I figured I had nothing to lose, right?  If rejected, it's not like friends or family know him to make it that much more embarrassing.  I mean... maybe Matt would beat him up at parent/teacher conferences if I asked him to.  But I wouldn't do that because then this guy could flunk Em in gym class.  And we don't need that.  So, no.  If rejected, I will be a grown up about it.  Actually he already responded, but failed to answer my question.  He did, however, give me major credit for emailing him.  Then he asked if Em liked him for a gym teacher...and then he asked what made  me notice him.  Um...well...you're kind of good looking?  Hellllloooo?  Fishing for a compliment, buddy?  Oye.  Anyway, while I hope he takes me up on it, I do have to say I'm pretty damn impressed with myself right now either way.  This is SOOOOO not like me!!!   I'm blaming the yoga and the lack of migraines...it's easier to feel good about yourself when you're not in fetal position.  Speaking of which...it's been 17 days.  SHA-ZAM!